Welcome to the October edition of DUMPSTROLOGY// TRASH ORACLE: A collection of divine knowledge and profanely inspired divination scavenged from the Gutter.
ARIES// CREEPY BABY MAGAZINE PHOTO
This month will be full of opportunities to get in touch with that
tutu-rocking-screaming Inner Child. Seek out places to be gross,
be playful, be LOUD, muss up the house and be delighted by the chaos.
TAURUS// SIDEWALK SPOON
The Universe wants to feed you! Prepare yourself for sustenance in the form
of opportunities and inspiration. Are you doing everything you can to help yourself
and meet the cosmos half way? Here comes the air plane!
Do you need to relax? Ya seem a little tense...
This month will be about finding constructive ways to channel any excess energy or
aggression into labors of love or creative expression. This intense energy can also
be directed to bust through procrastination and take care of business.
But before you do that...deep breaths...really.
CANCER// CO MINGLE DUMPSTER
October will be your time to rub elbows with new humans! Follow your intuition
and let it help you wind up in the perfect circumstances to meet new faces,
potential conspirators or sexy friends.
LEO// TAPE CASSETTE IN SHRUB
Let music soothe the savage beast: create it, listen to it, dissect it, experience it live.
You'll be privy to nuggets of truth and inspiration by listening closely to lyrics on the
airwaves in the coming weeks. You may experience bouts of nostalgia--
ride the sentimental wave and enjoy it. *This cassette was discovered in a gas station shrub,
suggesting you will be fueled creatively this month!*
VIRGO// PAIR OF CHAIRS
Someone in your life who has been taking advantage of you, or simply being
a nit witted drain on your life force will make their exit.
Don't be afraid to help this process along...
NO, you can't sit here.
LIBRA// PARTY CUP
that giraffe cup! Use your instincts to fill yourself back up to the brim and fatten up your
depleted reserves. Drink more water than you think you should and take that nap, damnit.
Seriously. It's your time to spill-eth over.
SCORPIO// BOYS WITH FEELINGS + BLINDS
Loneliness gets the best of us. Keep the faith! Your tribe or partner is out there!
The gutter wants you to know that you are loved, and that there are many squeezable
spirits in the sea--but don't be "blinded" by glamorous strangers. Keep your wits about you,
be discerning and Love--or fun-- will show itself.
SAGITTARIUS// NO CUSHION CURB COUCH
It's time to stop beating yourself up. Where are you depriving yourself comfort?
Are you denying yourself joy or company? The cosmos wants to give you physical comfort
and peace of mind--meet it in the middle by bringing down the walls and being nicer to yourself, okay?
CAPRICORN// CICADA CARCASS
It's taken a looooong time, but you're ready to shed your skin, trash that shit
and step into the next phase of your complicated, exquisite, generally confusing
and gorgeous existence. Let dead fuddy duddy ideas fall away and feel the sun
start to shine on your life and kick the old carcass to the curb. You're ready, don't hesitate!
Let's be real. It's time to quit procrastinating, Capricorn. Unlock your bodacious
potential by getting organized and taking real action. Don't underestimate the
power of baby steps! Keeping your radness a secret is doing you a serious disservice.
Light a fire under your ass and show us what you're made of.
AQUARIUS// BAT U-HAUL
Bat can navigate the dark--and so can you, Aquarius.
Pay close attention to your dreams, read between the lines
and hang out in the shadows and in-between places to get the information you've been looking for...
Keep your ears open!
PISCES// THE WING
A recent defeat or ugly memory may leave you feeling flattened or broken.
It's okay to rest, take a break and gather yourself. Trust in cycles, trust that
Change is the only certainty and remember your circumstances are FAR from permanent.
Wait this time out...you'll be glad you did.
Your Trashy Oracle, XOXO