I owe you an explanation for the radio silence.
It was a little messy: figuring out why I write, being bored to tears reading regurgitated self help-productivity-wunderkind oatmeal, questioning my motivation for blogging, and being frustrated by the shit storm of click bait...
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN, GUYS?
Ya know, a bout of Vain Art School bullshit. A mild psychosis.
But it got me thinking about you. About us.
Every blog workshop, class, discussion or book I've ever invested in hammers the necessity of "creating" content that is of VALUE to your CUSTOMERS. Your content must provide a reliable PRODUCT.
The List is the most common example:
15 Ways To Tell How Old You Are
40 Pictures of Yuppies Enjoying Brunch
Top 12 Uses for Jelly Beans In The Bedroom
100 Toys From The 80's You Won't Remember Because You Weren't Born
And my favorite:
Ya Know Being 26 Is Hard, Just Take A Bath You'll Feel Better and Other Over Simplified Slumber Party Remedies
They advise to give the Customer bullet points and stock photography for easier posting because no one reads. (???)
I would sit down to pen you a love letter and be snuffed by the realization,
"It's not useful to them. You're not an expert. You are not an authority. Your life is not exceptional. Zero fucks are given. This is vain and you're vain. And your outfit sucks."
The lap top would be closed. The Post dead before it was born. No Product created. Months passed.
"You can't just share stories with people...right?"
The first blog I ever loved documented the journey of a woman living in the wilderness and her daily struggle with fibromyalgia while her husband served in the military .
I visited every day. I became invested in her life. It wasn't a RELIABLE PRODUCT that made me more efficient, effective or attractive.
It was perfect. It was her sharing. It was a story.
That's what I want to bring you, Kittens--stories. Stories about my city and the things I adore in hopes that you love them too. I don't want to bring you vague bologna about "fixing" yourself or insult your intelligence.
You are not my customer. You are a fellow Adventurer.
There are millions of rabbit holes for you to dive down in the internet ether and I deeply appreciate that you visit this particular rabbit hole. I so enjoy the time we spend together..
Thank you, Dear Reader. It's always good to see you.
Until Next time, Puddings.
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