"If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!" -- John Waters
Welcome to my gravity defying bookshelf...
We're keeping it short and sweet today with some bibliomancy! Kickin' it Old School instructs us to open the third book on the top shelf and share the first sentence:
"The hands on the clock are hitting Hour #6 at a cocktail party, the tarts have long since disappeared and the candles are stubs."