Honestly, I suck at watching movies. I can't sit still, I'm always asking "what's happening?" and I never seem to ration my snacks properly. (Dark Knight is a LONG movie when you run out of Sourpatch Kids a third of the way through...)
My stomach is a wimp. I don't care for hack-and-slash films. The last thing I want is hyper violent or "torture porn" images sloshing around in my subconscious. More often than not I find gore movies contain a lot of eroticized rape, slut shaming and female characters with the depth of a paper plate.
I am a fluff conniosseur. A Guilty Pleasure Junkie.
It's all about Rock opera, fables, old school glam, heros, and party time with a killer sound track.
Pass the popcorn,