And now for something totally different.
My black heart's desire is to create useful and interesting content for my neighbors that communicates my love for our city. This, however, is not useful.
But hopefully interesting. This video features a reading of some stream of consciousness scribbling done on my lunch break in honor of the Heat. In honor of the Riders. In honor of my deceased houseplants. I hope you enjoy it!
Stay cool, Muffins.